People share the best openers they have received on Tinder

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Can I take your photo to show to my friends that angels do exist Hello, I just wanted to give this rose how beautiful you are. Can I crash at your house tonight? Are you just an asshole like everyone else on here?

Gurl, you so fine that I should call the doctor if I DON'T have an erection for 4 hours. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? If your ass was snow, I'd plow it.

The Funniest & Best Tinder Chat up Lines

Why cant I be myself and say hi? Well you can — if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life. Anyway, I had this post ready for the first week of January but in my rush to party, I forgot to schedule it. Since its approaching Valentines you can use this as inspiration for getting laid obviously. Amidst writing a super lame New Years post, I had a sudden urge to write something of superior quality — the best Tinder chat up lines. And, primarily because sober January has officially ended! Yes I did partake, for only a week though. Nonetheless, i f I somehow do not survive the weekend — accept this gift posthumously in the form of an entertaining post about chat up lines for Tinder. Tinder Fails Chat up lines, or pick-up lines do not work. I guarantee the majority of males have tried to use them once or twice. Nonetheless, I personally find it amusing and very entertaining using them on Tinder. Do not ask why. Then again, that seems to work for some of my mates. Though I doubt that they have used any these great Tinder chat up lines before when starting a conversation. Their fault not mine. But, face it — small talk is extremely dull. Small talk is also unnecessarily awkward. Anyway, in the real world if the first thing you drop is a chat up line; prepare for a capricious environment unfolding and a cringe-worthy glare. On the other hand, they seem to work for me on Tinder. The best Tinder chat up lines Using the following Tinder chat up lines, probably wont get you laid immediately — conversely they might in the long run. Nonetheless, over the last few months on occasions I have sent a few chat up lines on Tinder. Mine would be a relationship. Because you have that ASS MA. Want to go back to mine and spread the word? Because I want to give you kids. And, even further for that thing you do with your tongue. Because my dick is Dublin. Because your eyes are bleeding gorgeous. Because you have fine written all over you. But, I will definitely go down on you. Because they sure made you a cutie pie. Because they made me purfect. I could have sworn we had chemistry. In fact, I can feel myself getting hard right now. Because you are dope. Whats your best chat up lines? Plus, I even typed them up for those individuals too lazy to do so. Please feel free to check out my , or my. If you enjoyed this post feel free to share on your social media channels, and make sure to check out my other latest content and review of the. There will be more Tinder posts following up from this one!

One time, a girl gave a complete answer with reasons and everything… only to later admit that she had never seen any of the films and had made the whole thing up in a panic. My u just died. I would tell you a joke about my penis. I prefer not to talk about through Tinder. STEP ONE: Choose the right pictures Since Tinder is essentially a photo-based app, your profile pictures have an extremely high impact on whether or not you will find matches. Not much else to say about this one. Now THAT'S a funny valentine. I can fill your interior; I see something big and pink.